when you start a kitchen renovation with a six month old, it will take nine months to finish and you'll have another baby by the time you're done. also known as: the story of 2013.

Fair warning: this is a really long post. It should be at least two posts. Maybe three. I should've included an intermission. But I should've done a lot of things, in this post and probably in life, as you'll learn if you take four days out of your life to read this. So I won't judge you if all you do is scroll down to look at the pictures. Totally your call here.